my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
you are satan
"He don’t bite"
"He just playin."
"Don’t act scared"
"thats how he says hello"
"omg this is the first time he’s ever behaved this way"
"He just wanna sniff you"
"He smells fear"
"He just not used to you"
"Don’t worry he still a baby"
"he’s just excited to meet new people"
"you got food in yo pockets nigga?"
The last one lmao